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CHRIS CHRISTIE MALFEASANCE AND THE SPECTRE OF FLORENCE

I would like to tell you a story today A story of how my confidence in life went astray That one fateful day On the Jersey Bridge To Nowhere It started with a call for an ambulance After experiencing sharp pains in my chest These pains I could no longer bear Please get me outContinue reading “CHRIS CHRISTIE MALFEASANCE AND THE SPECTRE OF FLORENCE”

Forgiveness

I shall layeth down My cloak of redemptionIt shall cleaneth you Of all manner Of compensationFor just as my temperament Doth squabble feebly With the present foibles Of my most difficult current hostilitiesTimeSweet majestic Unwavering timeDoth reconcile in me An assurance of tranquility Shall invade my troubled waters And calm the turbulent seas To butContinue reading “Forgiveness”

Salem Massachusetts’s Past Psychiatric Witchcraft Rot and The “Lock Up” Hillary Plot

She is from Salem Salem Massachusetts And her skin was seen to be going RED Some claimed there were horns She rides the broom! Growing from her temples Roy Moore More demonic! Oh the DREAD! What must she be? Think of the things! She has incantated! E-mailed! And said She must be Listen up Please!Continue reading “Salem Massachusetts’s Past Psychiatric Witchcraft Rot and The “Lock Up” Hillary Plot”

The Mendacious Jester

The Mendacious Jester Lets untruths fester To put on his political plays His gilded tongue Roams loose among The Ignorables Who long for Yesterday His billionaire manufactured skits Puttin’ On The Ritz Are theatrical and receive Lots of puppet praise With outrageous aplomb He nears closer to the bomb Whilst the cheering throngs Ready Democracy’sContinue reading “The Mendacious Jester”

THOU DOTH PROTEST CONSUMER TOO LITTLE

Indefatigable am I! From the wretched dilapidated tenements to the soiled manicured banks of the Versailles Hear my cry! Left to their own devices the gilded wage masters will not comply Doth not their protestations for my benevolence in pursuit of profits their intentions belie? Consuming the political necessities for which my consignment to laborContinue reading “THOU DOTH PROTEST CONSUMER TOO LITTLE”

Balloons Over Ferguson

   Those making $400,000 who are subject to increasing taxes will still have their: housekeepers, drivers, cooks, dogwalkers, valets, landscapers, personal trainers, personal chefs and more; while there are millions of ordinary Americans who are struggling to put a roof over their heads and food on the table.     The Republican Party has movedContinue reading “Balloons Over Ferguson”