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If wishes were horses Than beggars might ride Then men would not intend To be as lions Vanquishing another’s pride If wishes were horses Than beggars might ride Then men Would be the Emperor penguin Braving the winter cold To stand by his hatchling’s side If wishes were horses Than beggars might ride Then sinContinue reading “If Wishes Were Horses”

When the dark moon arisesAnd the neon signs Beckon you to stare Do you venture out Into this strange Consumer shopping world Where ravenous shopping zombies Await if you dareIt is only for the very bold And strongest Those who can get pushed around Without the slightest of care But if you make it throughContinue reading “Black Friday”

Imagine being surrounded By fliesBig surprise I surmiseNow Imagine Being getup In a doo-doo disguiseWhich wouldn’t be wiseSeeing that your surrounded by fliesOf various size With Big Eyes That MultipliesAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!Does anyone hear my cries!Copyright © Donald Reith | Year Posted

Aye here’s a man Plenty were moved to beseech You didn’t want to meet On your day at the beach The Americas were all Within his Reach He spilled more Blood Than a Million Carnivorous Leech Goes by the Name of Edward Teach The Royal Land of Britain Is Where He was Reared For allContinue reading “Blackbeard”

Why have you forsaken us? O season of bloom What manner of transformation Do you seek? Your concealing actions In these cloud swept skies Speaks to deception my Lord As your humble servant I beg of you To please return To your former constitution Which bringeth not only I But the beasts of burden AndContinue reading “Spring Forth Thine Glory”

PayBy the wayIs strictly passe!Overheard by the overworked toiler in the uptown cafeBe above the fray! Exclaimed the banker as he ordered his cheese souffle’Don’t bray!Horses eat hayTheir job is to run While others Sit on the foal’s back For playImagine their day!

Barry Bonds Witchhunt cons Sold out tickets Make owners fond Money bags Pennant flags Baseball’s back On Sports Illustrated mags Homerun chase Time to contemplate Adoring fans Now say Your a National Disgrace Commissioner too Crying the Public Boo-Hoo Used the breaking of Aaron’s record To advertise the brew No more dough Let’s dull theContinue reading “Barry Bonds”

The Sun sets out in the West Finishing up it’s Annual Quest Youthful exuberance basked In its Summer Glow Bees buzzing to and fro Young Love frolicking And playing games Like Catch-One-Catch All Acts like a Parachute Breezy remembrances For a Lifetime As you ease into the Fall

When We Took Walks It Was You Who Ran You Always Thought It Was All My Land You Took Such Joy In Everything I May Be Poor But To You I’m King You’d Risk Your Life To Protect What’s Mine Take All My Scraps and You Would Dine My Love For You Was Easy ToContinue reading “Man’s Best Friend”

They called him Chubby Though he was sleek and fast His verbal jousting Never ran out of gas He played all sports And played them extremely well You’d swear As he kept on taunting you That his head did actually swell! Dearest brother and I Believers “Speasters” Would practice morning noon and nightTo the breakContinue reading “They called him Chubby”