Flashbacks from a Presidential Campaign

The treacherous villain that is Bain

As it seeks

Via smiling cheeks

To make the Presidency

Into it’s own

Private Gravy Train

Never mind your hard work

Sacrifices

Blood sweat tears and grit

The money should go to the CEOs

Don’t you suppose

You MUST constitutionally emit

We are the Exceptionalists

And YOU

Are the exception

Just go with the flow

Don’t bother with too much reflection

On this deception

The Founding Fathers

Fact-check if it bothers

Are all on our side

Along with the changing Superior Court Constitution

The rousing American Flag

And frenetic Free Market Frankenstein’s Bride

Trust Us

We all know finance

And how to make a dollar bill

Better yet still

For a small wager in the till

You’ll have a chance to visit us

On our Shining City On A Hill

For a small price

We’ll stop the vice

Of people getting on the dole

Why we’ll be so bold

To toss out in the cold

The very young and the old

How can they dare

Expect Healthcare?

When we need more artillery

Voila!

For Foreign Affairs

So stick with us

Be upper-crust

Oh! and the Economy

Well

We’ll own all the shares!

As we endeavor to Make America Great!

All economic social and political problems

Henceforth!

Shall be blamed on The Deep State!