
How jolly I am feeling!
As I toss people aside the aisle
You better get out of my way today
Hilfiger puts me on to style
How merry ’tis the prices
There’ll be no sticker pain
This old chap’s trying to get the last LCD TV!
I think I’ll trip his cane
How joyfulness is revealing
As I wait for them to open the place
You’d better stay away from my iPad Buddy!
Else I’ll spray you with some Mace!