OLD MISER FROM QUEENS

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There once was an old miser from Queens

He was too taciturnly cheap

To pay for the slip-shod broken zipper

On his worn-out outdated jeans

He devised a spartan plan that was equal to his means

He jerry-rigged the zip-fastener with rope

Then came off to the general public

Looking the ordinary impecunious rope-a-dope

When his craggy-cratered hiney

Was exposed!

As The blue-panted thing-a-ma-jig fell!

To his knees!

The out-of-sorts senior could have never foreseen

His corny demoded affects on the current teen stylistic scene

Published by The Appeal to Safety LLC

I am the owner of The Appeal To Safety. The Appeal to Safety is a Construction Safety Management/ Safety Consulting business. We provide Site Safety Managers/ Site Safety Coordinators/ Concrete Safety Managers/ Construction Site Fire Safety Managers for prospective NYC Construction companies that are well-versed in NYC Dept. of Buildings, FDNY, CDC, DOT and other relevant government agency codes and regulations/ safety standards. We also can provide EHS Construction Safety Managers for Heavy Civil Construction projects based in New York City and vicinity. We have a vast database of Licensed Safety Managers that we utilize to find Outstanding Safety Manager Candidates for our clients. Please contact for any and all of your Construction Safety needs! Together we will make The Appeal to Safety! Enjoy my original poetry with curated music videos! Have a great day!

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