
Patriotic Phonies
Ride U.S. Flag Painted Ponies
Who needs to take the vaccine?
Baloney!
Refuse the shot and be one of our Capitol seizing macaronis!
National Security Concerns!
Trump Cult!
Remember that?
Hillary’s deleted e-mails?
We will make sure Herd Immunity can never avail!
Then we will crow supremely in the know
How your President has failed!
Mined from the ether to mind
A Salem Witchcraft fireside chat
From Fox television/ radio/ email
Cutting quick to the pale!
Conspiracy theories!
New quack medicines!
Our politicians ain’t really politicians! Tomfoolery!
All we shall begat!
We shalt all drink from the blood
Of the coveted religion/ party/ money/ superiority-first
Deep State Cup!
Then we can begin
The boisterous chants of:
Lock Him Up!