Fake News!
Charlie Brown excuses!
Why is everyone always picking on me?
Is it my boorish behavior?
Incompetence?
Twitter tantrums?
Numerous scandals?
Or my daily deceits?
Grow a pair!
Try acting debonair!
Loser snowflake!
Lying in the golden Trump bed you made
Crying and lying pathetically
The whole sordid affair is so unfair!
Lining up your servants to Fawn Pawn at the feet of your chair?
President Obama never acted so outlandishly obscene
Why he would have been swiftly guillotined
After the Trump Cult constituted stampede
For acts not nearly as fiendish and vile
His Birth Certificate bring anyone a smile?
The current White House occupant is universally reviled
Internationally resented
American democracy trashed and dented
The American people shalt persist!
Till Constitutional historians will not resist
In making certain this Presidential Inferiority
Goes down in posterity
With white-washed infamy sincerity
Undocumented
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