Walk Up a Seesaw Guffaw High-Five a Paw Lick it Up Don’t Use a Straw Leave Your Scent It’s the Law Who Needs Nail-Polish When You Got a Claw Eat your Meat Raw Hee-Haw I’ll Be Your Best Friend When You Come Back In The Door I Lost My Mommy And My Daddy You evenedContinue reading “Rover”
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The Play Is The Thing
Blessings Man! Many have treated my creative endeavors As if it were cursed You were always there supporting me From the first I will always remember Your steadfast support Even whilst I am riding in the hearse! Until then Old friend I will continue to be inventively immersed In Life Some will always think OfContinue reading “The Play Is The Thing”
CHRIS CHRISTIE MALFEASANCE AND THE SPECTRE OF FLORENCE
I would like to tell you a story today A story of how my confidence in life went astray That one fateful day On the Jersey Bridge To Nowhere It started with a call for an ambulance After experiencing sharp pains in my chest These pains I could no longer bear Please get me outContinue reading “CHRIS CHRISTIE MALFEASANCE AND THE SPECTRE OF FLORENCE”
Forgiveness
I shall layeth down My cloak of redemptionIt shall cleaneth you Of all manner Of compensationFor just as my temperament Doth squabble feebly With the present foibles Of my most difficult current hostilitiesTimeSweet majestic Unwavering timeDoth reconcile in me An assurance of tranquility Shall invade my troubled waters And calm the turbulent seas To butContinue reading “Forgiveness”
The Rain in Spain Again
The rain In Spain Falls gently on the plain In New York City it backs up sewers once again Creating puddles that take two weeks to drain Oil slicks abound the terrain Causing motorcyclists lots of pain Cursing and swearing is what sustains In the abundance of late-running trains
Salem Massachusetts’s Past Psychiatric Witchcraft Rot and The “Lock Up” Hillary Plot
She is from Salem Salem Massachusetts And her skin was seen to be going RED Some claimed there were horns She rides the broom! Growing from her temples Roy Moore More demonic! Oh the DREAD! What must she be? Think of the things! She has incantated! E-mailed! And said She must be Listen up Please!Continue reading “Salem Massachusetts’s Past Psychiatric Witchcraft Rot and The “Lock Up” Hillary Plot”
The Mendacious Jester
The Mendacious Jester Lets untruths fester To put on his political plays His gilded tongue Roams loose among The Ignorables Who long for Yesterday His billionaire manufactured skits Puttin’ On The Ritz Are theatrical and receive Lots of puppet praise With outrageous aplomb He nears closer to the bomb Whilst the cheering throngs Ready Democracy’sContinue reading “The Mendacious Jester”
The Wizard of Odd
The Republicans remind me of The Wizard of Oz Using Scare Tactics with Bullhorns To strengthen their cause Gloom and Doom Fill the Room In their practiced Anti-Middle Class shtick If it was up to them There’d be no Tinman Cowardly Lion Nor Scarecrow In the Flick “No more Taxes for the Rich and Corporations”Continue reading “The Wizard of Odd”
THOU DOTH PROTEST CONSUMER TOO LITTLE
Indefatigable am I! From the wretched dilapidated tenements to the soiled manicured banks of the Versailles Hear my cry! Left to their own devices the gilded wage masters will not comply Doth not their protestations for my benevolence in pursuit of profits their intentions belie? Consuming the political necessities for which my consignment to laborContinue reading “THOU DOTH PROTEST CONSUMER TOO LITTLE”
Balloons Over Ferguson
Those making $400,000 who are subject to increasing taxes will still have their: housekeepers, drivers, cooks, dogwalkers, valets, landscapers, personal trainers, personal chefs and more; while there are millions of ordinary Americans who are struggling to put a roof over their heads and food on the table. The Republican Party has movedContinue reading “Balloons Over Ferguson”
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