KING OF THE FOREST

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d have a laptop installed in every tree

A GPS for lionesses

Robots for cleaning messes

There’d be no need for marking territory

With pee

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d stop this stuff

Of parading around in the buff

There’d be a law against snoring

Silk blanketed flooring

And no loud roaring

Trying to prove that your tough

If I was the King of the Forest

I’d have a delivery boy

Deliver my meat

Hunting and gathering might be bold

But what about when I get old?

Besides I’ll eat the delivery boy for my treat

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d have a stylist to do my mane

I’d use the best shampoo

Some conditioner too

Hey if you’re the King

You’re supposed to be vain

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d invite the Whole World

For a unique meet and greet

From the bankers to the florists

You can all be the tourists

And have a chance

To sit in the King’s seat

If I were the King of the Forest

It would be a great and wonderful town

I’d build a fast modern train

With a sign that says

“Come Again” – burp!

Heck I’d even let you try on the King’s crown!