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If I were the King of the Forest

I’d have a laptop installed in every tree

A GPS for lionesses

Robots for cleaning messes

There’d be no need for marking territory

With pee

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d stop this stuff

Of parading around in the buff

There’d be a law against snoring

Silk blanketed flooring

And no loud roaring

Trying to prove that your tough

If I was the King of the Forest

I’d have a delivery boy

Deliver my meat

Hunting and gathering might be bold

But what about when I get old?

Besides I’ll eat the delivery boy for my treat

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d have a stylist to do my mane

I’d use the best shampoo

Some conditioner too

Hey if you’re the King

You’re supposed to be vain

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d invite the Whole World

For a unique meet and greet

From the bankers to the florists

You can all be the tourists

And have a chance

To sit in the King’s seat

If I were the King of the Forest

It would be a great and wonderful town

I’d build a fast modern train

With a sign that says

“Come Again” – burp!

Heck I’d even let you try on the King’s crown!




Published by The Appeal to Safety LLC

I am the owner of The Appeal To Safety. The Appeal to Safety is a Construction Safety Management/ Safety Consulting business. We provide Site Safety Managers/ Site Safety Coordinators/ Concrete Safety Managers/ Construction Site Fire Safety Managers for prospective NYC Construction companies that are well-versed in NYC Dept. of Buildings, FDNY, CDC, DOT and other relevant government agency codes and regulations/ safety standards. We also can provide EHS Construction Safety Managers for Heavy Civil Construction projects based in New York City and vicinity. We have a vast database of Licensed Safety Managers that we utilize to find Outstanding Safety Manager Candidates for our clients. Please contact for any and all of your Construction Safety needs! Together we will make The Appeal to Safety! Enjoy my original poetry with curated music videos! Have a great day!

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