What great society whimsically gives things away?
How much more money?
Can we put into the Nations’ defense
To throw away more loot in Afghanistan
Or put up an easily scalable border fence?
With a committed consumer program
To stop the radical hand-outs of the Socialist Sleigh!
I shalt halt the Red Devil and his flunkies
Quite literally !
Of their simple-minded
As the duplicitous jolly scarlet and white (not right)
Embarks on his annual extravagant
Nightly December 25th foray
Into the cold-hearted misguided domain of ruinous child communal cause!
The fragile moppets radical gratis toy-giving experiment must be given pause!
Why imagine what could be next?
Medicare For All!
Harken to The Grinch!
The Snow Monster!
The austere forbidders of Free Market Frankenstein Society Christmas lore!
Oh! How the individualist freedom nationalists shalt reign down their mighty applause!
At the fortuitous magnificent bigly exploits of the patriotic
Exotic and slightly despotic
(In an USA First way!)
The scattered remains of the quisling red-nosed reindeer Rudolph and his cohorts
Will be seen littered across the lawns!
The punishment for having indoctrinated the “everything is free” fundamentally flawed fawns!
No more fake charity!
Is what created the exalted disparity!
The entrepreneurial King and his pawns!
Never more will we have to endure
The sweet intoxicating evils of those impish sisterhood/ brotherhood of toy-making elves
And their biased political actor
The liberal fiend known to the surreptitious sub-standard squirts as Santy Claus!