The French Hen Lark in Ozone Park

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Having previously purchased six-geese-a-laying


Them badboys just loll around the house without a care!

I visited a neighborhood FarmMarket where a local yokel had French Hens prominently advertised.

I figured they might get the geese out of their malaise.

So I decided to talk to the French Hens just to make sure they were authentic.

Well wouldn’t you know!

They were only fluent in Bock!Bock!

The swindler had the audacity to ask me what I was doing.

I yelled at the top of my voice,” The ruse is up!”, startling the hens.

They all busted out Bock! Bocking!

Nary a Merci Beaucoup amongst the flightless crew?

A fitting end to the lark of whose intention was to make me the mark!

Needless to say, I walked out of their as proud as a peacock for having exposed this collossal fraud with the swindler in hot pursuit of his full throttled phonies!

Merry Christmas!


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