KING OF THE FOREST

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d have a laptop installed in every tree

A GPS for lionesses

Robots for cleaning messes

There’d be no need for marking territory

With pee

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d stop this stuff

Of parading around in the buff

There’d be a law against snoring

Silk blanketed flooring

And no loud roaring

Trying to prove that your tough

If I was the King of the Forest

I’d have a delivery boy

Deliver my meat

Hunting and gathering might be bold

But what about when I get old?

Besides I’ll eat the delivery boy for my treat

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d have a stylist to do my mane

I’d use the best shampoo

Some conditioner too

Hey if you’re the King

You’re supposed to be vain

If I were the King of the Forest

I’d invite the Whole World

For a unique meet and greet

From the bankers to the florists

You can all be the tourists

And have a chance

To sit in the King’s seat

If I were the King of the Forest

It would be a great and wonderful town

I’d build a fast modern train

With a sign that says

“Come Again” – burp!

Heck I’d even let you try on the King’s crown!

A GOOD DAY

To fathom the disagreeable

I’ve discerned

Is to not let your hostilities

Blow up

Much too rash

For life has it’s many incongruities

That hide in plain sight

Like a cat

Poised to strike

In the high grass

When tempests are testing

Your infallibility

To go on

Without unleashing a personal blast

Use your wit

I submit

It’s in your ability

To have your esteem

Still pristine

Without all the sass

Everyone of us

Has our own perfect halo

That is soiled

By acts

We cannot take away

We move on with a smile

And go the extra mile

And with that

I’d like to wish everyone

A Good Day!

ASCEND

Memories of days splashed with rue

Misgivings accumulate

Penalties accrue

For when thine judgements of foolhardiness come due

Tis then that you realize

That your days here are but few

After touching the bottom rock

With the sole of your shoe

Only then

Can you ascend

And set your compass

To true

 

TAKE BACK THE CITIES TOWNS AND CORNFIELDS OF AMERICA

They look down from their penthouse

And turn up their nose

They see us all

As a murder of crows

Bunch of pests

Foul nuisances

Trying to eat of their crops!

Not sons

Daughters

Mommas

And Pops

They don’t want to hear

Our lower class rambling!

Why shan’t we continue

our financial gambling?

Relax!

Stay tuned!

To our blessed celebrity channeling

Pray!

Think positive!

Keep rock-steady

With the Never Give Up!

Clamoring to rambling

Their scarecrow is the media

Which deems us all

Economically struggling

As decadent!

We shall not yield

The cornfield

For we are

The 99 percent!

CHRISTMAS BELLS

A heart can freeze much colder than ice

Trolls stand at guard to extract a heavy price

Witches and Goblins rejoice in their soul stealin’

Under such torment one finds nothing appealing

There is only one thing that is known to Mankind

That can get you out of this most terrible grind

It melts the heart and banishes the spells

What is this one thing

A loverly ting-a-ling!

Tis’ Christmas Bells

SnowmenSnowing

THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF SENOR TURKEY

wild turkey
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I watched with awe

As you came ashore

After sailing from far far away lands
You built your towns

On none were frowns

With sheer grit, determination, faith and bare hands

I figured that one fateful day

Where we would play

And share our future destiny as friends

For that fateful chance

To laugh and dance

Where our mutual goals would depend

I have my ways

And you have yours

On each others strengths we could lend

And we could build

And see fulfilled

A New World Order

For all to comprehend

We are so different

In so many ways

I didn’t think this day

Would ever come to be

That in the end

Instead of try to befriend

You would treat me

Just like a piece of meat

Gobble! Gobble!

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Accuse

Grin

Where does truth

And lies begin?

Birth Certificate

Benghazi

Political

Papparazzi

American President

Or Social Nazi?

Black

White

Congressional

Over-under-sight

Down to facts

Or political hype?

Southern Border Children’s

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American President

The Cult’s Base

Political tramps?

Citizens

Consumers

Propaganda

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Millennials

Baby boomers!

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Polling bump?

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Republican Shmoe

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Political circus

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ABANDONMENT

The bitterness of abandonment

Flows most forcefully

In memories

The hope endures

During the longing journey

Leaving no time

But for the present

Lost for good

The inner compass fatefully broken

The bond never to be sealed

Cast out

Amongst the unforgiven seas

Only love

Sweet love!

Can steereth you

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