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Twas a blustery day On St. Patty’s I went looking for my Pot O’Gold From Astoria All the way to Tipperary I brought me Bud’s And me other friend Rheingold When at last I was feeling a wee weary And the trail seemed to be getting quite cold A Leprechaun! Named Lil’ Bit of LuckContinue reading “Lil Bit O’ Luck and a Blustery St. Pat’s”

Ladies and Gents I come bearing full my compense For all of my misgivings Causing reader repents Upon further review The message I was trying to construe At times crossed over boundaries that originate in the pew Fortwith presently I swear Forswearing manner seen debonair I shalt tone down the rhetoric Whilst maintaining it’s flairContinue reading “HAPPY NEW YEAR”

As a cat poised to spring on some unsuspecting mice A gambler blowing on some lucky dice A race car driver speeding around the turn A straight right delivered by “The Hitman” Thomas Hearns An astronaut stepping on the moon Frank Sinatra making the ladies swoon A chocolate wrap delivered by Eminem An archaeologist findingContinue reading “LIKE ABLE”

I’m filled to the brim with sadness This day is filled with rue I’ll have to move along now My Internet bill is overdue I go away with mixed emotions It is with you D. Ditty got his start Bringing you Dear Readers All his poems Ruminating on things from his heart I’ll cherish myContinue reading “MY INTERNET BILL”

The Drumbeat Marches On Tell your President Bought off Politicians And overzealous Police We just want the exploitation of the 99% to cease This is America We come to demonstrate In peace We are as angels Whilst you are acting as a beast We have had enough! Of your money making sleaze! We Want Opportunity!Continue reading “THE DRUMBEAT MARCHES ON”

Everyone and Everything Was trembling of the Beast He’d rip you up Pull out your gourds And settle in for his Feast For all the Winter Trails His Name avails As the Traveler to meet Least So with open eyes And in Great Peril I must Surmise I packed my Guns to leave I wentContinue reading “THE GREEN MONSTER BEAST”

The incredible shooting display put on by “Sir” Jack Teaches a basic tenet of basketball that remains still You can expand your game from the outside And considerably broaden your skill With accuracy you can keep defenders off-guard You can shake ’em or hit one in their grill By working the game outside-inside You canContinue reading “SIR JACK – AND THE OUTSIDE -INSIDE BASKETBALL ATTACK”

Hey Donald, what’s next! President Barack’s library card? Ya Big Blowhard! Reminds me of the little boy Who shouted in everyone’s ear Anyone who could hear That the town’s sheep Were being preyed upon by a beast The Boy who cried Wolf Found none to listen to his story I’m sure if we could putContinue reading “The National Commander-In-Creep”

There once was an old miser from Queens In the night the old coot kept the burger joints cleaned He was too taciturnly cheap To pay for the slip-shod broken zipper On his worn-out outdated jeans He devised a spartan plan that was equal to his means He jerry-rigged the zip-fastener with rope Then cameContinue reading “OLD MISER FROM QUEENS”