Santa Claus Reindeer Song

Ho! Ho’s Here! Christmas Cheer! Jolly Sleigh Bells Ring! All the Night Long We’ll Take to Flight And O’ The Toys We’ll Bri-ing! Ho Ho’s Here! Christmas Cheer! Jolly Sleigh Bells Ring! This is The Song Of Santa’s Reindeer We Sing it Once a Ye-ar! Ho, Ho’s Here! Christmas Cheer Jolly Sleigh Bells Ring ThisContinue reading “Santa Claus Reindeer Song”

The French Hen Lark in Ozone Park

Having previously purchased six-geese-a-laying Man! Them badboys just loll around the house without a care! I visited a neighborhood FarmMarket where a local yokel had French Hens prominently advertised. I figured the Parisians might assist the geese out of their apparent malaise. So I decided to talk to the French Hens; just to make sureContinue reading “The French Hen Lark in Ozone Park”

The Christmas Debut of Anti-Clause and His Politically Biased Arch-Enemies Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer and Santy Claus

What great society whimsically gives things away? How much more money? Can we put into the Nations’ defense To throw away more loot in Afghanistan Or put up an easily scalable border fence? With a committed consumer program To stop the radical hand-outs of the Socialist Sleigh! I shalt halt the Red Devil and hisContinue reading “The Christmas Debut of Anti-Clause and His Politically Biased Arch-Enemies Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer and Santy Claus”

The Pillorying of Hillary E-Mail Slight and The Trump Cult Plight

The email scandal was all just a lark Carried forth by the Mendacious Jester’s lies So he he could advance his electoral college vote mark Hillary is the Devil! We will size her up for Salem Massachusetts prison gowns! Instead of the Madame Secretary of State It is his supporters wearing frowns The NY streetContinue reading “The Pillorying of Hillary E-Mail Slight and The Trump Cult Plight”

A Happy Thanksgiving To All

It seems like just yesterday When we had attended the Monsters Ball Serendipity runs so quickly Alas! No time avowed to the prickly At this most delectable time of the year! Cheers! Will I forget the cranberry sauce once again? I fear Nevertheless The Reith Family duly wishes A Very Happy Thanksgiving! Have a ballContinue reading “A Happy Thanksgiving To All”

The Cult of Concession

Concede? Or conceit! Deceit is the receipt For the should-be Nobel Peace prize of mine divine Presidency! The One with Kim-Jong Un Cannot lose! In a pandemic? A systematic mail-in vendetta to choose? Moi! Wholly refuse to accept the democratic coronation! As Twitter and Facebook did I will contact Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg AndContinue reading “The Cult of Concession”

A Monster of a Man

What becomes of Fake News? And the Deep State? In a Biden-Harris Administration Is there a reality reckoning coming From the deluded illusions of the Second-Comings? Deep-seated inner-driven cult-like recognition repudiation! Or do they as a ghost in the night For Republicans disappear at the light of day? Do the 3rd-Grade Nicknames Crooked Hillary CrazyContinue reading “A Monster of a Man”